Demotivational Posters

Because not everything works out the way you planned…good lists of these at Despair.com and home-grown ones at Macrofolio.

Demotivators

Low Flying Penis Disrupts Russian Summit

The classic tragedy…you are having a conference in Russia and before the keynote speaker can finish a sentence, a helipenis swoops in and steals the spotlight.

A Few More To Add To The 64 Manliest Movies

Campus Squeeze has put together a list of the 64 Manliest Movies To Date, and for the most part, got it right. However, here are a few they missed:

  1. The Way of the Gun - For the opening line alone, this is classic…plus some impressive gun fights.
  2. All the original movies that have been remade, e.g. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre circa ‘74.
  3. Point Break - I need say anything more?
  4. Heat - The showdown outside the bank is easily one of the best gun fights in cinema
  5. Straw Dogs - Sam Peckinpah’s study of a passive-aggressive man, Dustin Hoffman, pushed to his violence breaking point results in an amazing 15 minute revenge sequence at the end.
  6. Layer Cake - This film proved to me, once Daniel Craig was signed for Casino Royale, he would work.

Point Break 2…Why The Hell Not

Yes the rumors are true, Point Break 2 has been green-lit is on the way to being penned. However, details of the film have leaked which has me worried that this sequel will seek to sullen the reputation of the first. According to AintItCool.com, the plot for Point Break Indo

When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour, he takes off for the coast of Bali looking for the perfect wave. While there he’s recruited by a private security force who are trying to find a gang known as The Bush Administration, surfing outlaws and modern day pirates who work like “The Ex-Presidents,” a bank robbing crew from Malibu twenty years ago.

This has all the makings for a horrible movie; much in the same vein as a Jaws 2, this could be a perfect example of a film that detracts from it predecessor’s glory, despite a 12 year hiatus from surfing/robbing.  Damnit, Swayze better have made it to New Zealand on his board, because I AM A [SCARED] FBI AGENT!

Personal Finance Podcasts

Slowly, I am trying to actually transition this site into something useful and not just dedicated to axillary  characters in film.  To that end, GetRichSlowly.com has posted twelve personal finance podcasts that seem to be fairly useful and legit coming from finance regulars such as Dave Ramsey and Kiplingers.

Scary Tracking Search Engines

ZabaSearch.com - Searches public records for Information such as criminal history & birthdates. Spock

Spock.com & Wink.com - Both these sites are people search engines, aggregating social-networking  and  personal page information about those searched, Facebook, mySpace profiles.

Spokeo.com - Lets you search and see what your friends are doing on other Web sites.

Zillow.com - Enables you to estimate the value of other people’s homes.

Huffington Post’s Fundrace Feature- Track other people’scampaign donations.

Original story here.

AVP Requiem London Marketing

Ok, this is a pretty funny promotional tactic for the London release of AVP Requiem, but Jesus Christ, look at this kid.  He will be 35 sitting and Aliens 3 will come of UPN and he will start crying hysterically and piss himself.  Excellent pic though.

AVP London

In Memoriam: Harry Ellis

Harry Ellis

Going into the weekend, I think it appropriate that while we out drinking and carrying on, one soul is still not with us. Since 1988 the world has been deprived of an individual embodying the essence of capitalism, integrity, and the American way…Harry Ellis. Ellis’ untimely demise at the hands of terrorist, well thief, Hans Gruber has robbed us all of the greatest Director of Sales and human being.

It is not known precisely where angels dwell - whether in the air, the void, or the planets. It has not been God’s pleasure that we should be informed of their abode.
~Voltaire

Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000

What’s the news from Dallas, just a guy trying to cash a check for 360 billion dollars. He looks reputable enough to me, just trying to live the dream.

  • Mr. Jonathan M. Hall