Family Expansion
My brother and his lovely wife are having a child…I have determined the sex of the baby through the laws of science determined by Tennessee and Texas to be the following. I PRESENT…MORTIMER Read more
5 Rules for Elevator Etiquette
- Getting off the elevator is expected. No one is amazed you managed to get off the object whose purpose is to get you where you were going,
- When exiting the elevator, you have the right of way…seniority.
- When getting on an elevator, wait for those getting off the elevator to exit. If you do not, you are an awful human being.
- Most likely there is an illuminated light depicting the direction of the elevator. This can be useful.
- If confronted with someone exiting an elevator, be firm, because the fart smell is his/her clairvoyance that you are a cock.
Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl
Listen to me Mom, I am writing my screenplay….BACK OFF. KFC, bring me home one straw at a time. CLICK ON THE BOWL FOR SOME ACTION
School of Seven Bells
I really wanted to give them more credit, but their MySpace page interupted my Pachebel…enjoy, http://www.myspace.com/schoolofsevenbells
