5 Rules for Elevator Etiquette
- Getting off the elevator is expected. No one is amazed you managed to get off the object whose purpose is to get you where you were going,
- When exiting the elevator, you have the right of way…seniority.
- When getting on an elevator, wait for those getting off the elevator to exit. If you do not, you are an awful human being.
- Most likely there is an illuminated light depicting the direction of the elevator. This can be useful.
- If confronted with someone exiting an elevator, be firm, because the fart smell is his/her clairvoyance that you are a cock.
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