Dead Snow - Nazi Zombies By Way of Norway
As far as I can tell, a group of Norwegian teens on a camping trip find Nazi gold, which naturally spurns the wrath of Nazi zombies in the snow. Normal Tuesday. Tagline - Ein, Zwei, Die
Half Asleep - School of Seven Bells
Amazing Song…no video
Family Expansion
My brother and his lovely wife are having a child…I have determined the sex of the baby through the laws of science determined by Tennessee and Texas to be the following. I PRESENT…MORTIMER Read more
5 Rules for Elevator Etiquette
- Getting off the elevator is expected. No one is amazed you managed to get off the object whose purpose is to get you where you were going,
- When exiting the elevator, you have the right of way…seniority.
- When getting on an elevator, wait for those getting off the elevator to exit. If you do not, you are an awful human being.
- Most likely there is an illuminated light depicting the direction of the elevator. This can be useful.
- If confronted with someone exiting an elevator, be firm, because the fart smell is his/her clairvoyance that you are a cock.
Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl
Listen to me Mom, I am writing my screenplay….BACK OFF. KFC, bring me home one straw at a time. CLICK ON THE BOWL FOR SOME ACTION
School of Seven Bells
I really wanted to give them more credit, but their MySpace page interupted my Pachebel…enjoy, http://www.myspace.com/schoolofsevenbells
Shane McDermott - Lost But Not Forgotten
For DBFest this year, I sought out Shane McDermott, see below
And I was fortunate often to get a voicemail from form Shane the following weekend…interview is coming.
Overlooked (By Me) Chuck Palahniuk’s “Rant”
This just embarrassed me. I am definitely a Chuck Palahniuk reader, but not a fan. If I were, I wouldn’t have been watching Family Guy and instead reading “Rant”. Either way, from a state priding itself upon mudtracks and random vehicular homicides, I can only endorse this book.
Three Movies Didn’t Leave Us Too Fast And/Or Furious
Feast your eyes kids on the newest and pivatol fast and furious, apply titles, “Fast and Furious”
Demotivational Posters
Because not everything works out the way you planned…good lists of these at Despair.com and home-grown ones at Macrofolio.
